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Who's that????!!!!! Hmmmmm I wonder LOLX XD

hell to u library!

OMFG when I was about to go on hours of seriously productive revision... all dreams were shattered when te library decided to close at 4 pm well what the hell mate... Thanks for all the effort to put on my clothes and dragging my ass all the way to library.! Curses!!! anyway got some great understanding regarding some bloody electronic topic though, so it did ease a little bit of the grief LMAO!!! Back to my bloody smelly humid room where I really had a good time chatting with Leet Liang aka ROlo Khor ( Russian immoral immortal) Don't kill me if u ever come and found out I called u that?! LOL that chat really reignited my desire to draw swords with him in dota well hopefully in the same team haha... Wonder how rusty am I?! no doubt rusty like hell! HEll Yeah mate! Rusty it is.... guess got exposed to too much water and air! xD dun remind me of chemistry... Last paper for exam yippie ! no point revising that so early... Will eventually forget all when the day arrives so better to focus my mind on others first!and the final assignment is really making me to crack both my eyes and head! The complexity is beyond humans' understanding! Well mayb it seems so to me at least LOl . Champions League is UP! YAY!!! Auf Wiedersehen... Ich liebe dich!!!

Look at all those bloody prefects... haha the only thing im greatful to them was they get the blame when the class was noisy xD Nuff said ! xD

Foottie!

How to end a weekend of not-so-thrilling football action with the 17 year old Federico 'Kiko' Macheda rescuing Manchester United's ass for the second successsive time in a row?! Haha. It ought to be a easy-cruising victory for Man Utd, considering the fact that they had been scoring goals for fun until after the KOP obliterated them at Old Trafford. Though winning the league will render that dreadful result ineffective in dethroning the champions however, the pain of that defeat would remain eventhough we manage to win the unprecedented quintuple though I doubt that'll happen. Fingers-crossed x. I found a funny thread posted by Liverpool fan at the bbc discussion forum and it really made my day reading how Liverpool fan would actually react to Kiko's goals to rescue Man Utd from draws in the last 2 games! Well, here it goes, he/she was apparently questioning the eligibility of Macheda as a Man Utd player. Well, something you might expect from a frustrated Liverpool fan after seeing your archrivals near to dropping 4 points before some unknown kid from Rome came up with 1st a spectacular curling shot to defeat Villa before placing himself in a rather lucky position to deflect Carrick's attempt at goal into the back of the net against Sunderland. Bad day for Liverpool fans I guess after Utd were so close to dropping points and handing the helm of the premiership to KOP. Then the Campions League on Wednesday; an extremely hard game to expect I guess as Porto had never lost a game on home soil to an english opposition. So, to progress to the semi-finals well we pretty much need to snatch a win or a high scoring draw of 3 goals and above which I doubt would happen. Playing Porto with the way we were playing against Sunderland would surely get our ass kicked no doubt. Hopefully Rio's return to the line-up (if he returns) would bring stability to the defence or not Utd are goners in Portugal. I might try to look for channels to watch that game live but the streaming sucks anyway xD. Nothing is better than ASTRO in Malaysia ! XD

Just a minor joke to share (heard from someone from a streaming channel)
"Which ship has never landed in Liverpool for a long long time"?
ANS: PREMIERSHIP it is! xD Cheers!

"Why vampire doesn't make good goalkeepers"?
ANS: They are afraid of crosses!

Agence France-Presse - 4/11/2009 2:36 AM GMT
Malaysian man jailed for stealing panties: report
A Malaysian man was sentenced to 25 weeks in jail for stealing 80 pairs of women's panties, a media report said Saturday.
The Star newspaper said Zunaidi Ismail, a 34-year-old unemployed man from Borneo island, had admitted stealing the underwear from an apartment occupied by nursing students in three separate break-ins.
The underwear was worth a total of 280 ringgit (77 dollars), it said.
In mitigation, Zunaidi told the court he stole the underwear to resell at a secondhand clothing market

Why chinese shouldn't have english names!? - adapted from lim yik fong's mail xD

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!! ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ======

This is hilarious ...Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang = Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin = Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen = Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng = Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng = Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow = You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan = Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow = Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah = Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai = Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan = Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan = Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong = Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng = Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah = Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See = Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng = Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)


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Computer trouble! Thanks to Syd Dobbs for this.I was having trouble with my computer. So I called David, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. David clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?'He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'David grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''No,' I replied.'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure itout.' So I wrote down: I D 1 0 TI used to like the little shit.

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class... She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!



1.
Don't change horses_____
until they stop running...
2.
Strike while the______
bug is close.
3.
It's always darkest before_____
Daylight Saving Time.
4.
Never underestimate the power of______
termites.
5.
You can lead a horse to water but_______
How?
6.
Don't bite the hand that ________
looks dirty.
7.
No news is ________
impossible
8.
A miss is as good as a ________
Mr.
9.
You can't teach an old dog new ________
Math
10.
If you lie down with dogs, you'll ________
stink in the morning.
11.
Love all, trust ________
Me.
12.
The pen is mightier than the ________
pigs.
13.
An idle mind is ________
the best way to relax.
14.
Where there's smoke there's________
pollution.
15.
Happy the bride who ________
gets all the presents.
16.
A penny saved is ________
not much.
17.
Two's company, three's ________
the Musketeers.
18.
Don't put off till tomorrow what ________
you put on to go to bed...
19.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ________
You have to blow your nose.
20.
There are none so blind as ________
Stevie Wonder.
21.
Children should be seen and not ________
spanked or grounded.
22.
If at first you don't succeed ________
get new batteries.
23.
You get out of something only what you ________
See in the picture on the box
24.
When the blind lead the blind ________
get out of the way.
25.
A bird in the hand ________
is going to poop on you...
And the WINNER and last one!

26.
Better late than ________
Pregnant !

Adapted from Wee's Blog ^^

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